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2005-09-18T22:29:00.000+08:00

zhihong has moved

2005-09-11T20:40:00.000+08:00

one day before japan declared war on don't-know-which-country, the general whose name is toyota or toto or toyotoyo had an erection. and coincidentally, he had the japan flag tattooed on his lan that day. so he took his erection as the signification of the RISE of japan.

2005-09-10T13:05:00.000+08:00

there's no more training til' exams are over ):

and hanlin is STILL short

chenfeng is damn ~~black~~ white

and dew is still fat

2005-09-04T11:35:00.000+08:00

can somebody PLEASE get me the 20gig ipod!!!

I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER

shaun says its now on offer, $250 for the ipod

PLEASE BUY ME THE IPOD

2005-09-04T11:32:00.000+08:00

i have counted 6 7 crushes in my life. MUAHAHA SO FUN.

1. my mother
2. my sister
3. my other sister
4. my coach
5. my chem teacher(yeah right)
6. the scgs girl
7. fatcud aka dew(he wanted me to put his name down)

yeah ><

2005-08-10T15:08:00.000+08:00

so i was talking to andy about these GIRLS whom have skinny face, skinny arms, skinny body but legs that could be mistaken as tree trunks.

and somehow, i was going on about the same girls who really really are irritating and can't stand a joke and i might just ask them to go bang the wall. thank you very much!

clarence poached samuel tan from stockholm syndrome and in case you don't understand, i shall explain.

stockholm syndrome is a BAND. the members are rueben(guitarist & vocalist), wenqiang(drummer), terence(bassist) and samuel tan(also guitarist and vocalist). so then clarence has this band which makes up of mostly his senior and they're disbanding so he asked andy and i to join his band. but we had no guitarist so we were suggesting to poach samuel.

AND LO AND BEHOLD, clarence went ahead and asked samuel to join his band. and samuel did and this is like whoopee, i can't believe it! -.-"

so then back to girls who can't play the drums for nuts or in this case(drums plus bass). hopefully, she'll have the chance to see andy drumming and both of them will go "OMG! THAT'S SO ZAI, I THINK IM GONNA ZIBEI AT HOME AND CRY AND CRY AND CRY!"

but then again, im not that eevil. its just that these people sometimes make it seem as if everything's your fault and blablabla. they can't stand a joke or whatever and should therefore go bang the wall. or else, they can go wallow in self-pity or something.

yours truly,
zhihong!

2005-07-24T00:09:00.000+08:00

i really want a 20gig iPod!

2005-07-22T22:44:00.000+08:00

andy and i decided to be geeks cos' the geeks get the girls!

haha.

clement is sad. im comforting his monster now.

MRP IS FREAKING SCREWED UP LA!

2005-07-18T22:51:00.000+08:00

1. Your name? zhihooong

2. What is the time now? 10:37

3. What is infront of you? computer

4. How is the weather now? nice

5. Who did you last sms to? joyce

6. Who did you last received a call from? ah qi! my cousin...

7. Who is around you? nobody

8. Type of music you dislike most? zilch

9. Do you have a handphone? yeah

10.What is the model of your handphone? n6610

11. Do you like vegetables? nah

12. Ever fight with someone before? yeah

13. Who are you chattin with now? nobody

14. What are you doing now? im doing chenfeng

15. Are you shy? don't think so

16. Do you think you're popular? yeah... right

17. What's the size of your bed? size 10 lol

18. Who do you last hang out with? blackie aka chenfeng aka shit

19. What did you eat for breakfast? nothing

20. What did you drank last? water

21. What's the next movie you want to watch? some jap movie that sandy wants to watch... she wants me to watch it with her :S

22. Chips or popcorn? chips

23. Have you ever broke a person's heart ? no

24. Status? swinging single

25. Are you a good cook? yeah. i cook maggi mee

26. Orange or green apple juice? orange

27. Where are you now? home, DUHH

28. Fave drinks? milo

29. Best thing in the world? me!

30. Have you ever broken a bone? fratured my shoulder bone before

31. Have you ever won money? yeah

32. What is your favorite board game? chinese chess lol

33. Someone in mind? YEAH!! <33

34. Do you have a bf/gf? nah

35. Do you still love your ex? no ex

36. Do you like your school uniform? screw it

37. Last thing you bought? HAVAIANAS

38. Who are you going to marry? maria sharapova. actually, we're already married

39. Who would you like to meet now? <33

40. Do you believe in fate? yes

41. What song are you listening to right now? ONLY ONE!! :D

42. Where would you go for a romantic evening? my house!

43. How many pairs of shoes do you own? one -.-"

44. Last song stuck in your head? sugar we're going down

45. Any pets? zilch

46. Best Tv show right now? manhunt! lol

47. What is one thing you would like to learn to do? screw dumb quizzes

48. What do you do when you are bored? sms

49. How would you want someone to appreciate you? <3 me! haha

50. What is the one thing that you are grateful for? money

ian is a spastic racist shit! haha

2005-07-16T20:40:00.000+08:00

today was damn fun.

in the morning, was late for the meeting with clement at 11:30. met up with him at 12. then went heeren to get havaianas. after that went around town walking. it was flagday, so clement had a 10 cent ready in case there were good-looking girls. throughout our walking, he was keeping an eye out for girls. saw samuel at cineleisure. he called clement and i gays cos' we exchanged a feet for the slippers xD

then after that, went to far east to have lunch at burger king. clement lent me $4 here cos' i had no more money after buying the slippers. blackie called me to ask if i could go get the EIA, but i had no more money so i told him i'd get it on monday.

after lunch, went clement's house and watched grudge. was whacking his 'monster' at his house. then some shit happened so i had to leave urgently. clement was a good friend and LENT ME $50!

clement! <3<3<3

2005-07-13T18:43:00.000+08:00

this is lag, but here goes...

china was damn fun and MASSAGES ARE ADDICITIVE dammit. ian turned spastic during the trip and was acting cute and all during the damn trip. actually, almost everyone turned spastic. yipyang got bonded 6 freaking times. yipkang PMSed once. i PMSed once. then there was the fateful night when i had no bed to sleep on after hanlin spat on my bed. FYI, spitting is the defensive mechnism that is activated when people attempt to bond hanlin. polo players in china are fucking shit of a rough asshole but everything else was nice. whee! i love china.

the swimming meets are over. we didn't win a shit which was kinda expected. could have gotten third for the relay but lost by a second to the third team. saw christine today but she didn't see me which was quite lame. saw grace ler. saw wenyuan, fang, blackie, hanlin, kang, ian, sean, dew, wenzhe and the rest of the team(like so lame). and peishan got first for breast stroke again.

and sandy's friend is like chio. however, sandy isn't chio! rofl.

chinese test tomorrow. hopefully i don't screw the shit up.

'nuff said

PS. this blog isn't dead

2005-06-25T21:05:00.000+08:00

whee~

2005-06-02T16:53:00.000+08:00

ppl say andy looks like me.
but the question remains,
is andy THAT good-looking?
yes? no? NO LA. DUH NO.

2005-05-22T19:19:00.000+08:00

we are brothers

morning is students, afternoon play our own rules

we have andy, zhiwei, unmac, minghan and me

one day, play smackdown vs raw then got raided by j lim

got sent to detention

then i realised the enemy wasn't the game, but j lim

2005-05-17T20:45:00.000+08:00

im inspired by the diary of adrian mole! thus i shall write...

THE DIARY OF JACKSON TAN JIE SEN
Day 1
Dear diary,
today i felt more handsome than usual, so i go niao zhihong cos' he today no time to style his hair. unlike me, i used UHU GLUE before going to school. SO ZAI LOR ME! i told him that his hair don't look nice then my mouth still itchy so i say that he do work very slow. i really regret my actions, cos' the next moment right, zhihong stood up and hit a chair over. he picked up a chair and was about to throw it at me. fortunately, he didn't and i managed not to pee in my pants. he was still damn angry so he went to my bag and gave it a hard kick. WAHLAO, HIS LEG MUSCLES DAMN BAOLI LA! my bag flew from beside my table into the wall lor. just when i was damn scared, jason wong came in. apparently, he saw everything and sent us to jeffrey lim. im really damn unlucky la. i should have chosed to niao the egg rather than zhihong cos' he really damn scary la, scare me until like that. i will learn from my lesson and wear diapers, lest he gets angry and scares me til' i pee.

I JUST LOVE MY INSPIRATION!

2005-05-14T23:54:00.000+08:00

in case nobody realised, OBS SUCKS

monday
went by bus to the jetty. singing 'roses' on the bus allows us to have eternal bliss. obs teaches us ~~to serve to stive and no to yield~~ that home is the only place which you can find comfort in. assigned to camp 2 and realised that due to some shit at camp 1, kelvin kuo was switched from residential to mobile, which is A BLESSING IN DISGUISE *note wednesday entry* the camp actually had toilets and we learnt to belay. it was about the 3rd time i learnt how to belay. spent sometime playing capteh with minghan, paul and andy. so far, binsheng, keng and nick foo have stated that i look like andy. that's a huge insult, to me at least. LOL. anyhow, paul said he brought playboy.

tuesday
had kayakking which was damn stupid. it started raining so we stood in the rain hoping to get sick. trekked to camp 1 which was the supposed palace. actually had a cookhouse. had fun calling residential pigheads bast*rds. but i didn't really niao alan cos' his a super nice guy who helps me in lit and anyhow, his constantly niao-ed by the anagram of his name. had all the uber cold people telling cold jokes. LENG PI!

wednesday
went to the quarry or whatever you call that. it rained that night and this was why kelvin was lucky. he would have to sleep in all the 'i-don't-know-what-you-call-that' which didn't really accomodate 8 people and wouldn't shield you from the rain. and coincidentally, it rained that night. i woke up to keng wei's shout. he was like "zhihong, hold the pole" so i woke up and held the pole AND slept simultaneously. i think i heard keng say "wahlao, zhihong's damn pro. can sleep at the same time. i was thinking it was around 5 then jiada shouted from the other tent that it was only 2:45 -.-" about half an hour into the fight against mother nature, clarence shouted "huat ar" meaning to prosper in hokkien. i went to sleep despite getting wet after 1 hour. kengwei was looking for his handphone, which he didn't surrender, and found it floating in the water next to him.

thursday
went to do my business in the open and i shan't go into the details xD trekked back to camp 2. i was the one, along with keng wei, who carried the tent throughout the trek. anyway, had this thang where you needed 2 peoples' strengths to get up to and i MUST say that im damn STRONG. binsheng, whom i paired up with was screaming throughout despite me being a nice guy, letting him step on my knee. i climbed up by myself xp. an instrutor found jiada with his handphone and asked him to write an apology letter to our instructor.

friday
perhaps the only day which i enjoyed in the camp. was on the first 82 there. there was about 6 people on board. the rest were still lagging behind having their things checked. i was like "uncle, mei you ren liao. ke yi zou" then the bus driver close the door then drive off. went back home. showered then slept at about 3.

saturday
woke up at about 12. went town to get blackie his present for his coming ~~black~~birthday

2005-04-18T00:40:00.000+08:00

[ bling.bling )

i am anti-wangxinling

thank you

love,
zhihong

welcome to my life
the da vinci code is a damn shit of a hell good book. i've finished reading it like after 4 days. whee~

i don't want to go to school.

SCHOOL SUCKS!

thank you very much

2005-04-10T23:54:00.000+08:00

nirvana!

its time to edit the lyrics for "ten little indian boys":
one little two little three little chengfeng
four little five little six little chenfeng
seven little eight little nine little chenfeng
ten little ooi chenfeng

this IS NOT an anti-black/darkie/chenfeng/darlie song, it is a song to glorify black/darkie/chenfeng/darlie. chenfeng is my MRP partner and i'll never ever ever insult him.

SHIT! MY NOSE GETTING LONGER!

-roflmao-

OMFG! 1 new friend request and its from... sim chun! wowwee! so unexpectedomgthissocoolmytonguegettingtangledup -.-"

maybe its because of my updated profile. mm.

I SHALL GET A1 FOR MATH. eat pooooooooooo hp!

2005-04-05T23:42:00.000+08:00

The Diary of The Angst

FUCK HP
FUCK LIFE
FUCK FUCKERS
and in the end what the fuck do you get?
clammydia, genital warts, -insertSTDhere- blablabla

yours,
toh-z

be sure to catch toh-z in action on the last day of term 2 as he jumps down from the sec 3 block either ecstatic of his results or having known that he has been kicked out of IP.

and to whom it may concern, please note that i have NO TIME TO PLAY AROUND ANY MORE cos' time is precious and as the saying goes you learn til' you die and until i die, i refuse to learn. WTF!

indians = people who are either as dark as or darker than chenfeng. not having met the requirements, im not an indian and probably no one else will be able to meet the requirement.

seeing blackie's desperation to turn into a beautiful WHITE swan as he uses sunblock lotion with SPF 130, im convinced that he is already at his wit's ends. meanwhile, hanlin is on cloud... 5 cos' he is still too short and he has shocked me as he announced that he has outgrown his nanxiao uniform.

at kap, he vented his anger on the mcnugget by hitting it on its head/tail(i can't tell which)as he exchanged a wide vocabulary of vulgarities with wenyuan over the phone and sad to say, wenyuan won the argument and thusly, hanlin had to rush back to school to witness wenyuan writing a script.

and i would like to thank those whom have helped me so far, which really isn't far, in term 2 for any gleam of hope of improving my studies:
yeo 'short' hanlin for helping me with the powerful power of light rays and enlightening me on physics
andy 'indonesian maid' tanzil for helping me with chemistry although i still don't know how the fuck ionic equation is done
ooi 'darkie' chenfeng for being able to lend me money in times of me-craving-for-potato-wedges
and of course, samuel lim for letting me know that he has breached copyright laws giving me FULL POWER to report him to the police should he ever scold me for not having read his tutorials

amen
hallelujah
amitabha
praise allah

2005-04-04T09:49:00.000+08:00

indonesian maids!!!

2005-02-17T22:46:00.000+08:00

maybe i'll love you someday

reached school at 7, went classroom used bag as pillow and lied on the floor to sleep.

jackson was quarrelling with andre cos' andre was sitting on my chair(haha, im popular in class -.-" nah)and apparently, jackson thinks andre is too ugly and he wants to puke when he sees andre. but the point is, who the hell doesn't want to puke when they see jackson?

then lessons the whole bloody day, mok pmsed me cos' my file wasn't a RING file. thusly, i have to hand in my chemistry RING file tomorrow before first recess.

during recess, got script for chinese debate from ma xiao. and like jackson said, it was all prepared like instant noodles. anyhow, ma xiao said i was better than jackson. LOL so _|_ to jackson.

after school, went to play chapteh with script in pocket. then went lunch cos' minghan was smart enough to kick the feathered thang up to the second floor where a teacher, convinced that the chapter could aid his erection, took it and walked to his class. had lunch with alan choooooooooo, josephina(he wasn't eating), dijie and unknown with script on table. finished lunch, did a pull up saw ma xiao, jinlei, wu hongyi and pretended to read script.

went to class, saw a scarecrow drawn on the board. turned out to be kakashi. started drawing naurto stuff on the board with nicholas and honghao. later, minghan and zhonglin, the 2 AEP peeps, joined in. AND MINGHAN SHOWED GREAT AEP STANDARDS, my ass. he starts drawing nice hair and headband for naruto characters then the face turns up like shit. furthermore, he tried drawing itachi and apparently, he forgot to slash the leaf symbol on the headband, so honghao or nicholas told him and the way he drew the line across was like DAMN SPAZ!

that reminds me, we were sitting together during geog and he was being damn the funny. ng was talking about this presentation thang and he was explaining the first page of the handouts. so he was talking about press conference given by minister of environment and the minister of state and we were suppose to be these characters.
minghan: i don't wanna be a minister i wanna be cameraman
*ng asks us to flip to the next page and there was this segment about correspondents from CNA, TV3 blablabla*
minghan: NOW I CAN BE CAMERAMAN!
me: -roflmao-

back to the drawing session in class. honghao, minghan, nicholas and i were like joking about tu ao. cos honghao or nicholas drew the chinese characters tu ao(as in au to bu ping, the 'tu' and the 'ao')combined. then i was like "don't underestimate tu ao, he will be the boss of a big company next time and his company logo will be that" then everyone started laughing. LOL, tu ao got scolded by like damn lot of teachers. anyway ma xiao started asking me to read the script to let him, um, listen. after that, made changes to my script and asked me to read again. took 3 mins 20 secs, and my assigned time is only 3 mins. so he editted the script and i read to him one more time.

then, debate. we LOST! during the zi you bian lun, ma xiao used like 2.5 mins out of 4 mins assigned to the TEAM. then when our time was up, the dui fang was like talking damn lot of shit which i actually don't understand. yup, we lost.

went to training. got to the pool at 5:30. coach asked me to change to my trunks and do gym on land. then i changed and came out to do gym and wasn't even finished with my first set when he asked me to go warm up cos' im going to play ball, like fwee~ -.-"

went home and reached home at like 8. saw mother at bus stop, helped carry thangs home.

life sucks! xD

2005-02-16T22:10:00.000+08:00

i hate pigs!

2005-02-12T15:10:00.001+08:00

woots! went to town yesterday with mum

got wonder weenie and john thursday 40 at crumpler at paragon

haha

$166.50

2005-02-10T13:44:00.000+08:00

hanlin enjoys dropping his handphone into the toilet bowl

feng enjoys fantasizing about wang xin ling

fang enjoys being retarded

wenyuan enjoys being spastic

happy new year pigheads!

2005-02-03T21:15:00.000+08:00

schools sucks

training sucks

but at least nice things happen once in a while (:

2005-02-02T17:54:00.000+08:00

had chinese debate after school today.

WOOTS!

i can't believe we won la.

chinese test tomorrow. heard from ian that the test is damn hard. i think im screwed. PLUS, i forgot to hand in the geography worksheet and math worksheet to ngsc and anglc respectively. HOWHOWHOW?

i think i will hand it in tomorrow morning and hopefully, ng and ang won't scold me.

2005-02-01T21:08:00.000+08:00

i don't mind spending everyday
out on your corner in the pouring rain
look for the girl with a broken smile
asks her if she wants to stay awhile and
SHE WILL BE LOVED!

2005-01-31T21:34:00.000+08:00

i was on the phone with rach before the whole shit of a phone line went dead?

anyway, yeah... IM DEPRESSED i.e. sad

cos' the love of my life hates my guts cos' i went to fuck her friend and her friend's friend and so on and now its a decagon relationship

and the thing is, i really like the love of my life.

-sobs-

so how?

2005-01-30T23:43:00.000+08:00

mm to all my closest friends

moz: for just being there and being lame

hanlin: for acting like an idiot

feng: for telling me about wang xin ling, his gf

dew: for keeping me accompany

fang: for just being a great friend

kang: for telling me that im better in polo than some people

wenyuan: for putting up with my attitude problems

sean: for being there and acting funny and all plus going out with me

zhix: for letting me copy your work and being there to go out with me or do stuff

rach: for listening to me

tb: for putting up with me daoing him for 1 month

sand: for just being there

i like you guys a lot

2005-01-30T21:44:00.000+08:00

mend my broken heart?

someone...

LOL

2005-01-27T20:57:00.000+08:00

i think there's something going on today

its like everyone's asking me whether im okay and/or what time i sleep?

but well, im tired...

training is like woots!

the sec 1s played in a match awhile before coach decided to do all the swimming and stuff. and coach didn't blow a single foul when the sec 1s whack people like poo(shit is vulgar).

so i was telling the sec 1s "don't care who the hell you're taking, they take ball you just keep whacking"

LOL

but then again, i've been feeling damn bad the whole day and ZHIX, YOU'RE GONNA EAT MY SHOE. BOTH OF THEM!

and my notebook plus ci yu shou ci is vandalised by rachel. blurdy hell!

2005-01-22T23:13:00.000+08:00

oh joy oh joy my mp3 is spoiled. WOOTS!

fuck it la.

WENYUAN, IT WAS YOUR COM'S FAULT!

major mistake made in last post... fat does not equal to bitch cos' dew's fat but he ain't a bitch and I WANT A CRUMPLER!!

2005-01-18T22:36:00.000+08:00

kee = fat = bitch

blurdy hell, she keeps backstabbing me and hopefully she finds my blog then she'll realise what the fuck she really is...

i don't understand slim's homework. its like, i don't even know where to start reading from.

i think my polo is like qianger! woots!

aussies are coming to play on thurs...

you think you know me?

2005-01-13T22:10:00.000+08:00

+0h_z3y's ultimate guide to getting kicked in gunbound

in type mode, type "i've got you angle!" approximately 15 times at random throughtout the game
note: DO NOT TYPE THIS SENTENCE BEFORE THE GAME STARTS

use a turtle mobile for your game, then during the game itself, type "IM GONNA SHOTGUN MY SS" and do so without listening to your teammates cries.

alternately, use a boomer.

lastly, if you're tired of getting kicked, open a room and name it "free gold" then when people enter your room, enter "/kick whateverthenameis"

your gunbound pro
zhihong aka +0h_z3y

2005-01-11T23:59:00.000+08:00

i've decided to collect naruto and god knows how many naruto comics there are out there?

if there are like 30 books, then $7 multiply 30 equals

$210!?

@#%!

and after collecting naruto, i shall get slam dunk, yugioh and LOVE HINA!

woots! wenyuan is selling me his love hina for $3.50 a book? i'll save $3.50 for every book!

so im 15 now. whee~

thanks moz for the boardshorts!

wenyuan, dew and hanlin for the crumpler phone pouch

feng for the op shirt

tb for the cap

twins for the slippers

and i don't think i got any other presents.

YUP! i want the membership for cc badly. its like i'll save 90 cents on each naruto i get meaning that each book will cost $6 instead of $7 and it will save me lots and lots and loads and huge enormous gigantic big sum of money.

its like $10 for a year? so can someone get it for me? xP

school sucks and i got caught doing math during lit. SO FUN! i mean so bad.

apparently, ng was talking about lotr and stuff about gollum and mind you, i was listening lor. i can listen and do my math at the same time... multi-tasking. and blurdy hell, she said i was bored of her lesson and so she won't be printing notes for the class so we can keep ourselves occupied by copying. BITCH!

2005-01-10T19:23:00.000+08:00

woots! naruto is damn cool.

2005-01-05T18:55:00.000+08:00

samuel lim = gay teacher
class = 3e

samuel lim: are all of you clear?
class: yes
samuel lim: no no no
*snaps ~~his~~ her finger like a sick dick*
samuel lim: say CRRRYSTAL CLLLEAR

-roflmao-

2005-01-04T23:10:00.000+08:00

long eyelashes are irritating cos' they keep getting in your eye...

HOW RANDOM!

2005-01-04T22:20:00.000+08:00

happy birthday yanjie!

2005-01-04T21:17:00.000+08:00

wenyuan came back for training in like 2 months?

woots! and he can't play in bao li matches cos' elbowing him in the jaw increases the possibility of making his teeth drop. and he's in 2nd group while im in 1st group.

LOL

but he hasn't been in training for 2 months yup

anyhow, there was height and weight measurement + 2.4 during PE today and miracles of miracles, I PASSED 2.4!?

and MIRACLES OF MIRACLES, I BEAT KANG FOR 2.4!?!?

im fucking 166cm and 50 kg. sijin shrunk 2cm lol.

hanlin - 46kg
wenzhe - 60kg
sean - ??
wenyuan - 61kg
fang - ??
feng - ??
kk - ??
ian - ??
dew - 75kg
kang - 50kg
me - 50kg

and i thought i would be the lightest along with kang but blurdy hanlin. LOL

2005-01-03T23:04:00.000+08:00

its the first day of school and please note that i was caught by chen gou for wearing ankle socks which seemed like no socks at all lol see no punctuation haha.

anyhow, my ankle socks kept slipping into the shoes today so got caught by the dog la.

i was like worried about my hair until he told me about the socks. woots!

MY FORM TEACHER IS ANG LAI CHIANG! CHEERS!

he's like this totally funny chap who loves boycotting and can speak so fast and loud that he doesn't use any punctuation at all apparantly and he's so mathematically powerful and loves pi

edward owes me $7 and i owe binsheng $38!? LOL

38-7=31

i have to save $31 by next friday to pay binsheng and also have to get ying her heels?

xiu!?! YOU WANT ANYTHING?

2004-12-29T23:51:00.000+08:00

mm my birthday is like 8 jan? but im celebrating it on the 7 cos' my aunt can't book the function room thingo on the 8

people invited:
moz
hanlin
feng
diyou
wenyuan
sean
fang
kang
ian
twins
rach
cam
sand
taiboon

like so little people cos' im celebrating with my sister and she needs to invit her friends as well. hopefully i can invit like more people??

moz is getting me boardshorts? whee~ so nice!

2004-12-17T13:28:00.000+08:00

there'll be training later which is fucking bao li shit!

yesterday i had to play like 4 matches straight then we still had to do ~~10*20~~ 200m free style!

blurdy coach. hopefully he disappears in the bermuda triangle and don't turn up for training today.

2004-12-13T13:54:00.000+08:00

I PLAN TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY. period.

i realise i have become fucking polite this few days. i haven't been vulgar in a long fucking time. and furthermore, i don't give a fuck about lots of things now so i think those bitchs and bastards out there must really love me now.

kiss my ass,
zhihong

2004-12-08T16:23:00.000+08:00

fuck YOU, you motha fucka. go home and suck the bastard's fucking shit out of his ass.

LOSER!

ar, bloody son of a bitch... BALL-LESS ASSHOLE FUCKER!

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

BITCH!

haha.

2004-12-01T13:45:00.000+08:00

blurdy hell chenfeng... CAN YOU BOOK THE POOL PLACE?

after having calculated how much i have spent in the last week or so, i realised i used... $300?

shit! and i want to watch shutter with hanlin. LOL

blurdy shit, he says he's scared that he'll be scared. like WTH?!

by the way, christmas is on 25th december(D'OH) and my birthday is 8th january. yup.

xp

2004-11-30T01:43:00.000+08:00

oh!

and i think i shall start calling myself hong or something.

tohzey's still nice but hong?

hmm.

2004-11-30T01:24:00.000+08:00

mmm, christmas is around the corner + my birthday is like in a month, so i shall have my wish list. xD

~~jacket~~
~~wallet~~
swimming trunks
ipod/mp3 player
~~bag~~
new handphone -dots-
money
earring xp(i've got a piercing, man...)
contacts
nice nice goggle

anyway, i've gotten the twins birthday presents... but i'll be getting something else when school re-opens as well. -dots-

i've got cheezer and this nice necklace in my cupboard.

CHENFENG! HAVE YOU BOOKED POOL?!

2004-11-27T09:59:00.000+08:00

shall update about yesterday which was FUN apart from training.

woke up at about 9 and rushed to meet ying to go chenfeng's house to play pool. fwee~ i went up to her house which was... messy? xiu was suppose to go but she didn't. -dots-

so we went chenfeng's house and played 7 games? heh.

he booked the room from 10 to 12, by the time ying and i reached his place, it was like 10:40, but we played til' 1 cos' nobody came. ying and i tagged while the 2 lame birds tagged la. fwee~

final score was 4-3! whee~ we won. like so kewl! -.-"

then went to kap for lunch with hanlin and ying. actually, only hanlin and i bought lunch, ying was koping fries from me. then rachel came and she started koping fries and coke from me. then xiu and chenfeng came la. -dots-

so the ying and xiu went to salvation army after that. rachel was suppose to go with them, but for some reason, she went to her friend's place. chenfeng, hanlin and i went training.

i tyco scored during jc match. fwee~

after training, hanlin, chenfeng and diyou had to be guaikias and go back home. so i went to meet with xiu and ying for the CHS BAND CONCERT. -dots-

went to kap for dinner after that. so by the time i reached home, about 11:30.

who cares?

2004-11-25T20:47:00.000+08:00

appealing to the people with friendster accounts. please add mee and write me testimonials!

by the way, training sucks la.

coach wants us to have double training tomorrow, like WTF!

well, diyou and i went to meet rachel TO GET BACK MY UNIFORM, but i got back the WRONG UNIFORM. for lunch, diyou and i had chicken steaks? which costs $2:40 each?

but i got a a chocolate donut, chocolate croissant and a chocolate roll. you get the idea, i like chocolate!!!

2004-11-24T23:04:00.001+08:00

ok, changed of plans again, so i went out to meet up with ying.

after about half an hour of walking around heeren, she left for home and i went to meet rachel. and ying wanted me to get her this plushie. at least, she was hinting...

so i bowled, and rachel's parents were kind and paid for me... and they paid for my dinner too.

ying and rachel sent each other messages with my handphone. bleargh, my bill is screwed.

so after bowling, we went for dinner, and rachel's parents were kind enough to pay again. fwee~

so rachel's parents were talking about raffles and stuff.

rachel: i don't know why they call themselves rafflesians, it sounds stupid.
rachel's mother: ya, and the biggest flower that smells bad is called rafflesia.
rachel's father: if farquhar had put in more effort back then, raffles university would be F-U.

so rachel was laughing throughout dinner. i was telling her about sean poh and she started giggling. bleargh. and she was talking something about him acting gay in heneiken advertisement or something.

2004-11-24T23:04:00.000+08:00

2004-11-24T16:04:00.000+08:00

changed of plans... shall not bowl today!

bleargh.

i want to play pool but somehow, chenfeng doesn't want to and hanlin's at tanah merah playing golf.

right now, his account is being messed up with by chenfeng, and since i have a pact signed with chenfeng and diyou, im not telling hanlin about this.

my ear is pierced and i think im seriously screwed if kee knows about this... i don't know about chong. but coach knows and his damn... idiotic.

2004-11-22T17:15:00.000+08:00

i love my grandparents!!!

see, i have a grandma on my mama's side and a grandpa on my papa's side.

both of them love me muchly.

last saturday, my grandpa gave me 100 bucks!!! for no apparent reason. everytime there's a family gathering, he gives me money...

and just now, my grandma gave me 60 bucks! fwee~ so i bought a new wallet and handphone cover.

bleargh. my mum took $20 from me.

IM GOING TO PIERCE MY EAR.

and my singapore idol is... TAUFIK!

i've decided that since singapore idol is a compeitition for talent, taufik would definitely be the better choice. but the fucking news thingy about sylvester and family being bankrupt and stuff would pull him more votes, i think.

i <3 pool! haha.

2004-11-18T22:37:00.000+08:00

i have this great idea to get the team spirit back. i think we should do that, um, pad advertisement where this netball team start humming a tune and start dancing and stuff. LOL.

oh yeah, there were people filming in the male toilet at school today and they were going "quiet! do you mind? we're filming?"

so we were playing soccer outside and willis nearly broke a light bulb? fwee~

and this woman came out and asked where the noise was coming from, so we pointed to the band room. LOL. they were playing their drums and cymbals and stuff.

OH, AND BERT AND SANDY CAME TO LOOK AT DIYOU AND IAN RESPECTIVELY.

so we played against acs barker today and we won la. a, b and c boys. whee~ coach didn't have enough sec 1s to put into the match, so he put kevin kow, hanlin and i. fwee~ so when i went in, i helped to swim for the ball and i got it!!! bleargh.

acs cap no. 9: are you a sec 1?
me(who is CAP NO. 9 TOO!): ya, like duh!!
acs cap no. 9: you like very big eh?
me: no la, you lame.

oh yeah, and someone poked kok leong's eye and he was bleeding and stuff, so ivan came out and brought him to the doctor. ivan is like uber zai at goal-keeping. fwee~

so after that, coach let us off from afternoon training for some reason and sean, clement, hanlin, wenzhe and i went to play pool at chenfeng's house.

i think i have improved. considering the last time at meridien, i played like some sort of shit. clement is UBER NOOB! haha.

clement: i have some hidden power, i just don't want to show it.
sean(clement's ke lian tag team partner): ya, right. AIM HERE!
*clement chips the ball and it flies in the opposite direction*

oh yeah, he is the most feared pool player online as that is the only game he plays on his computer.

so we were all rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. there was like so many times where there were easy shots and...

sean: AIM HERE!
hanlin: i tell you, no use one. confirm never hit anything.
*clement aims and shoots nothing*

LOL

and he always wanted to break, but in the end, sean will end up doing it.

so CLEMENT = POOL NOOB?

agree?

oh yeah, hanlin and chenfeng were tag and wenzhe tagged with me. we lost to sean and clement 4 times in a row? because we keep hitting 8 in by accident. BLEARGH!

2004-11-17T11:51:00.000+08:00

i want to get out of the house this holiday to bowl or something. bleargh.

2004-11-16T01:38:00.000+08:00

i think im pro at hexic. just that shentong is pro-er abit only... bleargh.

2004-11-15T23:54:00.000+08:00

please note that one of the answers in my quiz IS WRONG. I HAVE 3 SIBLINGS. THE CORRECT ANSWER TO THE QUESTION IS 4 SIBLINGS.

2004-11-15T15:37:00.000+08:00

Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

2004-11-13T13:41:00.000+08:00

oh yeah, i just realised that chong lingying also wants to come my house to eat up my sister.

so basically, there will be a day when rachel and ying comes over and do something to my sister.

-sobs-

2004-11-13T13:09:00.000+08:00

i trust the doctor's thermometer and it says 39.1 degree celsius!?!

ok, so im sick. bleargh.

2004-11-11T22:25:00.000+08:00

rachel auyong is coming to my house during the holidays to eat up my 6 years old sister as she finds her cute.

LOL

anyway, i have a fever of 37.8 degrees celsius and i have a runny nose. bleargh.

i guess this was a slacky holiday as i spent most of the time playing cards with my siblings.

i don't think i'll be going training tomorrow and that might make coach pissed like a pissed dick as he finds it stupid that people go for training once a week only.

and i seriously think that the sec 2 polo team is dying.

everyone is quitting one after the other. the reasons are mostly because of the teachers and coach. let's see, i myself am not sure whether i should quit and i guess im being affected by hanlin and wenyuan. im very sure i still like the sport, but the teachers are fucktards la. we all know that and chong is leaving us by the end of this year and kee will be leaving us next year so we won't be really seeing old chongkee soon. the only guy we will continue seeing will be coach for the next 4 years. @#$! come to think of it, we were once a team who could play around with each other.

wenzhe and his lameness

yipkang and him kicking everyone and stuff

clement acting cute and despo shit

sean and his gayness

hanlin being the funniest guy you ever thought you could meet

diyou constantly late and stuff

wenyuan and the way he stands up for his friends

ian and his lagginess

kevin kow and his stress ball

i mean there were times we went out as a team and i think we would always remember the time when everyone ran to newton to eat while clement and i had to figure out where you guys were. we know each other well and stuff la.

sigh. i think i was crapping too much.

2004-11-10T17:28:00.000+08:00

know what?

I DON'T REALLY CARE ANYMORE!

2004-11-10T10:37:00.000+08:00

oh yeah, about clement's play yesterday.

please note that clement is a goalie and he was being put down to play yesterday as he wanted to act cool. he scored 1 goal which was tyco. also, after scoring the goal, willis wanted to sub him out.

willis: out of the water!
clement: huh? underwater? ok.

so you see, clement really is... dumb.

his theory of looking cute still puzzles me:

when i think i look stupid, i look cute

?!? like WTH?

2004-11-10T10:35:00.000+08:00

OOI CHENFENG, PLEASE NOTE THAT YEO HANLIN HAS ONCE AGAIN BLOGGED ABOUT US ON HIS BLOG AND WE HAVE THE RIGHT AGAIN TO TAG TEAM AND WHACK HIM THIS... UM, FRIDAY? SO YA.

yesterday was the last match in the compeitition thingy and it was against ssa. so we won 15-2?

blurdy hell, zong jun let in 2 goals!?! like WTF?

2004-11-09T13:26:00.000+08:00

OOI CHENFENG! IF YOU'RE READING THIS, PLEASE NOTE THAT WE CAN TAG TEAM AND GO KILL HANLIN AS HE'S SPEWING RUBBISH ABOUT US IN HIS BLOG. YOU AND FIONA TALL ROUND ROUND AND *CENSORED* AND I. EVEN HE THINKS THAT HE WILL GET KILLED, SO ITS NO SURPRISE ATTACK. PLEASE CALL ME AT 9386230* TO DISCUSS PLAN.

2004-11-09T09:51:00.000+08:00

i can't believe rachel auyong found my blog!?!

yesterday there was a match against ri at toa payoh. zong jun prevented us from having 15-0 WHEN HE LET IN A FRIGGIN' SHOT FROM HALF COURT. GODDAMMIT!

so the final score was 15-1.

after that match, was suppose to go tessarina with sean and hanlin to go see maria. lol, clement didn't want to go but he was the one invited lor. but changed of plans so went with sean to play pool. met up with leqiao and michelle(i think).

I DIDN'T WAKE UP TOO EARLY THIS MORNING, which is sort of good and bad la. xp

2004-11-08T13:40:00.000+08:00

The day I was leaving
I was feeling insecure
I thought that I'd thrown away
All of those days
And what we had before
And now I believe it
After what you had to say
I thought about every day
In every way
And this is what I'll say now baby

You don't have to worry
Cause everything's all right
I know that you'll get me
That you'll get me through the night

When you come around
You know you pick me up when I'm feeling down
And I want you to know
Baby how can I show
Do I have to scream and shout
When you come around
You only have to smile and you knock me out
But I'm here on the floor
And I'm begging for more
Baby that's what love's about

There's so many reasons
Why our love is guaranteed
So many reasons why
I can't hide
Just what you mean to me
So say what you're thinking
While you're sitting next to me
Let all your feelings show
Just let me know
Just how it's meant to be now baby

You don't have to worry
Cause everything's all right
I know that you'll get me
That you'll get me through the night

When you come around
You know you pick me up when I'm feeling down
And I want you to know
Baby how can I show
Do I have to scream and shout
When you come around
You only have to smile and you knock me out
But I'm here on the floor
And I'm begging for more
Baby that's what love's about

You don't have to worry
Cause everything's all right
I know that you'll get me
That you'll get me through the night

When you come around
You know you pick me up when I'm feeling down
And I want you to know
Baby how can I show
Do I have to scream and shout
When you come around
You only have to smile and you knock me out
But I'm here on the floor
And I'm begging for more
Baby that's what love's about

2004-11-08T13:15:00.000+08:00

FOR 3 DAYS IN A ROW, I WAKE UP DAMN EARLY IN THE MORNING:

saturday, 4 plus
sunday, 4 plus
monday, 3 plus

!?!?!?!

we will be playing ri later at the toa payoh swimming pool and hopefully, we will win.

hanlin, if you're reading this, have dinner with me...

or anyone else kind enough la.

2004-11-07T13:22:00.000+08:00

i haven't blogged in a long while so...

monday, 1 nov:
there was compeitition against acs(i) which we lost la. damn pathetic, we lost 2 matches already, so coach says there's no hope of winning this compeition already. after the compeition, hanlin, chenfeng and i took a cab to nanyang for choral night. so hanlin was like 'bu yao tiao!'(the fare) when we reached chinese high. anyhow, i saw camilia, henghui, xiu and ying performing.

tuesday, 2 nov:
so today there was compeition also la. i don't see why we should go down to chinese high first then make our way to toa payoh. why don't we go toa payoh directly? so after changing into our g-string at chinese high, coach discussed tactics with us. fwee~ so after that, we went to toa payoh and played against outram. i think the final score is 23-1 or something like that. it was off-form la, cos' at nationals, it was like 38-5 i think. went to choral night at nanyang again after that. oh! and i sent a couple of women home.

wednesday, 3 nov:
today i just stayed at home, so nothing interesting happened la. mum didn't allow me to go choral night. oh well...

thursday, 4 nov:
we had training in the morning after which wenzhe, hanlin, willis, keptian, chenfeng and i went to kap to eat. so we were planning to go chenfeng's house to play pool. we did not want willis and keptian to follow, so we were planning to run as soon as we finished eating. but hanlin went to give them directions as he doubted their intelligence and thought they couldn't find their way to chenfeng's house, but they did la. so after playing pool, we went toa payoh to play acs barker. we won!

friday, 5 nov:
after training, went to coro to eat with clement, hanlin and chenfeng. clement bought this bouquet of flowers for 20 bucks. i bought 3 stalks of flower la. so now i owe chenfeng a grand total of $8.50. then went to choral night. clement sat next to carin so we just sat with him. but hanlin and i didn't really concentrate on the performance, we were like talking throughout. gave flower to sandy and another 2 to another 2 peeps. after choral night, went kap with chenfeng, hanlin, alan choooooooooo and their camp instructor. so we put chilli sauce on the nugget box and told alan that there was chemical reaction and asked him to put his hand over it to feel the heat. and chenfeng pressed his hand down. lol, i swear he screamed. then we did the same thing on minghan but worse, it was like chilli sauce, curry sauce and barbecue sauce. he wiped his hands on hanlin. so after that we all left, but i waited for SOME PEOPLE!

sorry for being so quiet la.

the exams are over...

2004-10-18T21:54:00.000+08:00

well, i finished my exams last friday...

YES! NO MORE BLURDY MUGGING...

however, i got back my friggin' results today...

overall grade for whole year:
english: a2
chinese: a2
math: ???
science: d7

i mugged like hell for science and i only get a blurdy d7?

its like, i didin't even pass a single test this year...

2004-09-28T23:23:00.000+08:00

i love jolin!!!!1111!!!!!

anyway, woke up at 6:10am...

waited at overhead bridge for uncle to pick me up to school at 6:30am

reached school at 7:00am

lessons started with double science which would have been boring if it the topic hadn't been sexual reproduction or something...

so says Madam Leow, science teacher, all guys carry a weapon which is very dangerous...

so after double science, had recess...

went to play chapteh...

then science again

math... we did the last page of a trial paper... i still don't ge alot of math stuff... im worried about my test
*must consult stanley kah liang*

um, chinese... the teacher was talking about electing people for school, um, 'shuai ge'... lol, shentong said that the guy from our school who appeared in newspaper looked like shit... lim laoshi said anyone from our class can beat him in appearance... LOL, ego boost for hong da... and she was also talking about asking parents to write in letters to praise teachers(i asked my mum to do that long, long time ago =D)...

second recess

history was held in the library where we just sat around doing nothing, which reminds me, i haven't completed the paper point...

and last but not least, KEE!

had literature presentation... harapan's group. whee~ pro...

after school had math peer-tutoring program til' 4 which after that played chapteh again...

philip stepped my ankle twice and now its all pain and swollen...

ANTI-CHONGKEE

2004-09-27T20:21:00.000+08:00

i think i lost my post -.-||

anyway, had study session today when i spent one hour doing one literature question and the other hour, um, talking to nicholas foo?

so we were just rattling about crap and i was spending most of the time persuading him to play chapteh instead of going to train for the school's cross-country thingy... or maybe he wasn't training for the school's cross-country thingy, he wanted to thrash jackson aka chapteh noob aka yukky jolin-tsai-song-singer during PE for running since both of them are in x-country as cca...

but he went to run by himself in the end lah. that's damn sad. LOL

so, yx and i met up with yx after study session to play chapteh... and in case you are wondering why there are 2 yxs, its because there are 2 of them... yu xuan and yong xiang

so yuxuan and i met yongxiang and we started the ultra super duper chapteh tournament thingy... yongxiang was like planning to kill me and he was like laughing away every time he killed lah... but i pwn3d, i think...

then the chapteh broke but we found another weightless-cum-featherless chapteh so we replaced the weight and feathers and started playing again til' about 4:30pm cos' yongxiang had to leave...

(we could have bought another chapteh but the bookshop was closed)

so after that yuxuan and i was left playing with the pathetic chapteh and we played and played until this GEP guy call siheng? i think... came along and was like 'hi' and yuxuan was also like 'hi'...

so the GEP guy asked whether we would like to play chapteh and we were like OK... but they were damn, uh, LAMEE...

they were playing rebound and all with no rules and their kicks were like all tyco but... never mind

came home, have to do literature presentation...

ANTI-CHONGKEE

2004-09-26T22:39:00.000+08:00

yesh!

i got a new template...

the music can't be heard but never mind, its a nice template... <3

2004-09-11T16:29:00.000+08:00

i just realised i haven't been blogging and anyway, not many people knows my blog address...

training has officially ended for the year and the last training was spent playing matches

sec 2 vs sec 3: 6-8
sec 2 vs sec 1: 8-1
sec 3 vs sec 1: don't know

lol, the goal during the sec 1 match was like my fault... lololol

but it was all fun lah and kee was talking about what wenyuan no mc then talk crap to the team making hanlin's father think that our training is as strict as the army...

but seriously, if wenyuan had a mc, he wouldn't be getting punished and getting picked on by the teachers...

and training is definitely strict... LIKE THE ARMY

and coach was talking about taking study leave and not having good grades then taking re-test and then failing... which was referring to me

goddammit!

and he was going on about some runner whose heartbeat was like 30 beats a minute, meaning that when he 'thumped', the blood circulated is sufficient... leng-.-

and about CIP, wah liao, we are going to support lilies?!?

i don't know how we are going to support lilies in the singapore rivers but it better not be threading water in the singapore river holding a lily in each hand...

was suppose to be out with wenzhe and taiboon today but mum didn't allow...

i mean, its the second last day of the holiday and i have to fucking stay home and study?

and also, hanlin is very nice to hug... lol, not that im gay, BUT HIS VERY WARM, literally

probably cause his sick, but he's in malaysia playing golf...

2004-09-04T18:06:00.000+08:00

thanks to hanlin the lamest bird ever... i'm posting again

according to hanlin, whom has carefully analysed clement's loves... (erp, i wander why people like him... lol) clement likes girls whose name starts with 'ma'...

see the 2 alphabets? 'm' and 'a'

ya

1. magdalene
2. maria
3. may(new)

so if you were to put them in one group, it would be "maids", which also starts with 'ma'

having talked to a tree yesterday, i'm finally convinced that kee is lame or stupid, meaning she thinks tree can talk... AND I SAW HANLIN LAUGHING, YA... wander why kee couldn't see you

dammit!

what i said to the tree was: THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE AND I WON'T BE GIVEN ANY CHANCES AFTER THIS!

i can't believe it lor, just when i wanted to learn more about why kee thinks trees can talk, i can't be given any other chances to do so...

so on friday, 3 september, i did 15 times 6 plus 50 push-ups... which equals to 140 push-ups

my chest hurts!

also, clement has been playing as a player in water polo trainings this few days...

his good, however in one of the recent match he scored 2 marvellous shots in a row...

own goals...

ya, but other than that... HIS GOOD!
*see, i'm praising the takoboy*

but he was like 'koping' frag today...

i'm like friggin' tired after training today and had actually decided to visit yippy kang-aroo along with the mosquito, astroboy and robocop...

and thus the RPG started with tohzey and mozsie accompanied by robocop and astroboy...

friggin' pathetic...

we advanced to kap, no battles...

robocop left the party as he had a fever of 3895 degrees celsius

astroboy left the party due to lack of hair-styling wax

mozsie and tohzey thus crossed the great overhead bridge...

and we met ****, thus mozsie asked, "do you know how to get to SGH?"

we didn't know how to get there lah and in the midst of asking yippy kang-aroo, **** left...

we did not go there in the end due to lack of money for transport

shall be there monday. period.

2004-08-22T14:01:00.000+08:00

Things To Buy:
1. black and orange converse bag $30
2. nice-looking adidas shoe at ps $70

wtf, tomorrow having camp which is ultra ultra zoot...

my ass lah

esther chong is a camp commandant...

GET A LIFE ANONYMOUS DICKHEADS!

YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU A NAME...

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the exams are over...

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